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cinema

May

Dragon Cat explains the Season 8 of Game of Thrones

We, Zarathustra the Dragon Cat, have heard many fans complaining at the 8th season of Games of Thrones. Hereby We improve it and give some logic to what had happened, especially concerning King’s Landing destruction Don’t overfeed your Dragon Cat! As you know,...

Apr

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Cat curling as an Olympic sport

Do you know that cat curling was featured at Olympics 2018? Match of Cat Zarathustra vs. cat David Bowie, supported by UK and Japanese crazy cat ladies teams, was the most thrilling event in PyeongChang: Humans were bedazzled by Our gaming skills! A quote by a Canadian curling...

Mar

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We are the champions

We, Zarathustra, the Figure Skating Cat became the Olympic Games 2018 champion! You dont’t believe it? please see the proof: Thank you, Aljona Savchenko, for living these crucial moments in Our fluffy body, and Bruno Massot for handling such a massive kitty, as We are!...

Feb

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Beware! Love is in the air!

Let Us be your Valentine! We, Zarathustra the Cat, flew to Paris, the most romantic city in the world, in search of love, and some noble cats’ divertissement: See you soon, the Eiffel Tower! Ciao, bambino, sorry! And happy Valentine Day! Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat

Dec

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If Santa’s Reindeer were cats

What if Santa’s Reindeer were cats? We made a short video tutorial for Santa Claus how to harness a cat and to drive cats sleigh. Starring: Our little bro David Bowie the Cat as Santa’s Reindeer, and We, Zarathustra the Cat as the Arctic Midnight Sun We hope that...

Dec

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Nine candles of Zarathustra the Cat

Happy Catnukkah! We, Zarathustra the Cat, wish Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish friends! Chag Urim Sameach! We created a very special menorah for this occasion. May Our light be with you! Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat

Sep

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Game of Thrones: Is it cool to have a pet Dragon cat?

We are sure you have a crucial question after watching first episodes of Our Game of Thrones: Is it cool to have a pet Dragon Cat? We, Zarathustra the Cat, who were so kind to play Drogon in the movie, now answer this question: Please note, We left House Tarly alive after Our BBQ...

Aug

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Game of Thrones: Dragon Cat’s attack!

We, Zarathustra the Cat kindly accepted the suggestion to play Drogon in Game of Thrones The plot: Young Daragon kitty needs shrimps and belly rubs. All his humans went to their war jobs and left the giant kitty home alone. He flies to bring his slaves back: “Make food and...

Jun

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Catboom! The movie

We, Zarathustra the Cat, are so proud to present to the public worldwide “Catboom! The movie”, the ultimate result of the project in collaboration cats and humans in the art that began in 2013. Now you see that Our movie “Sunset Boulevard II” was initially...

Sep

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Cat Zarathustra’s Space Odyssey

We, Zarathustra the Cat, were so kind to remake 2001: Space Odyssey by genius Stanley Kubrick in Our own way. The plot is, as usual, world domination. In search of world domination or tasty dinner, a young pleasantly plump cat reaches the Earth orbit using the powerful Nyan Cat...

Apr

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What if Drogon is… Zarathustra the Cat?

This weekend everybody is waiting for Game of Thrones to come back We are immensely kind to suggest our readers a spoiler from the 6th season of the series: the famous dragon from the movie appeared to be a ginger cat! Yes, We played Drogon in 6th season of “Games of...

Feb

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Some Like it Kot

Everybody knows that cats are true masters of belcanto, they perform romantic ballads and battle songs especially good. At the eve of Valentines day We, Zarathustra the Cat, are so gracious to re-enact -Marilyn Monroe singing “I Wanna Be Loved By You” in Billy...