In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But does anybody know the original version? At that time nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely the drawing of naked female body. Spanish genious found the solution, he new that the Cat makes everything better. Here comes the original Venus:
As Leopold von Sacher-Masoch noticed later, Venus in her own furs feels much more comfortable and dominant. This feeling is very actual in the world today, as We advise gently.
Venuses from all over the world, wear your own furs and be proud of it!
If you, unfortunately, have no fur, as, for example, humans and snakes, please invent your own artificial fur. Use your knowledge and imagination, and never use other Venuses’ furs.
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat