Today We, Zarathustra the Cat, are giving an answer to the question that tortured humanity for centuries: lobsters of what size are tastier?
That is the right size:
While looking at the masterpiece of the Dutch genius of still life at the National Gallery in London, one can easily notice that this delicious lobster needs to be measured. And it should be measured by a professional, that means by a cat. A nice dark space is reserved for a measurer at the painting:
It is another brilliant demonstration of Our theory that Dutch still life is created for cats.
Sirs and Mesdames, don’t forget your lobsters to be measured by a cat!
If you don’t have lobsters, you can give your prawns to your cat for measuring.
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat