Sometimes it is hard to call for Us, cats if We aren’t in a good mood to see Our human assistants immediately.
Our desperate slaves wander from room to room shouting Our names and imagining all kind of disasters, while We are meditating in comfort of their wardrobes, or in other secret places that no human can imagine
The great artist Salvador Dali suggested a device with the help of which your call will be accepted by your cat for sure: you should get a lobster telephone and call your cat on this tasty device!
So, if you expect to be answered, call Us on Our lobster!
This useful device is to be seen currently at the Tate Gallery, London
We hear you ringing, Our purrecious!
Thus speaks Zarathustra The Cat