What if roses are cats’ pink noses?
Today We, Zarathustra the Cat, reveal to you the true version of the famous “Roses” by Dutch genius Vincent Van Gogh:
Not everyone knows that Vincent Van Gogh loved using pink, and the roses in this painting were originally pink but faded over time due to the use of an unstable red pigment. Numerous studies have attempted to restore the original appearance of the roses. Inspired, Tyger Blake the Cat, guided by Us, his teacher Zarathustra, decided to conduct his own research.
“What if roses are cats’ pink noses?” the curious kitty wonders.
We, Zarathustra the Cat, gaze at the bouquet of fluffy flowers and see the faces of Our bro, David Bowie the Cat, as roses.
So do you. So did Vincent!
Who can resist booping a rose with a cat’s nose?
These roses are so pink and wet!
Just compare the true cats’ noses version to the commonly known one, in the Metropolitan Museum collection:
And where is beloved Van Gogh’s pink? Now you know which version is true!
Maybe if you go now to the Met and look very close and attentively at the painting, you’ll notice kitties’ faces in it!
But please don’t try to boop roses’ noses there! You may be, ahem, a little bit misunderstood!
Instead of it, please boop this link and get your own copy of the true meowsterpiece and enjoy booping it on your wall!
Limited edition prints of Vincent Van Gogh’ “Roses are Cats’ Pink Noses“ will be available for a very short time! Be prepared and catch the chance like a moth!
And meanwhile, please give Us an answer:
How many roses with cat faces do you see in the painting?
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat