Once there was a lady, a true animal lover. She had as pets: a unicorn, a lion, a pocket-sized lion, whose name was David Bowie because he had different eyes, one was blue, another was yellow; she had rabbits, monkeys, birds and some other animals that are not easy to identify. But her most beloved creature was a ginger Fat Cat whom she spoiled immensely.
Her ginger cat had everything he wished; he was allowed to do all silly things in which cats are the best. He even chewed the lady’s family banner!
The lady was so crazy about her cat that she asked her monkey to bring the cat a fresh roll of toilet paper whenever His Majesty would like to shred it!
But the banner adventure was enough for the wise Fat Cat, and He generously gave the shredder treat to His little bro DB, the pocket-sized lion.
The lady bought all kind of fashionable cat toys on Amazon, eBay, and Aliexpress. Once she came across a unicorn hat for cats, and she immediately decided to get it for her beloved ginger tabby!
The delivery from China arrived, and the lady was so impatient to try the unicorn hat on her cat! She opened the parcel in the presence of all her furbabies. She even called for a tapestry master to depict the unpacking process, thus the tapestry “A mon seul desir” was created.
She put the unicorn hat on the head of her cat and suggested him to make a selfie with the real unicorn.
The unicorn and the cat in the unicorn hat made a purrfect selfie that got viral on Instagram.
Meanwhile, the pocket-sized plotted to chew in the tail of the big lion. The big lion plotted to call PETA: he thought that it’s cruel to chew his tail, to put a unicorn hat on a cat, to have a lion and a unicorn as pets and to make the monkey bring toilet paper rolls for cats to shred them.
He forgot that it happened in medieval France, where PETA didn’t become active, and he should find another solution.
What will happen then? Will the peace and love return to the big family of the lady with the unicorn? Will the small lion chew the tail of the big lion safely? Will the monkey be released from his ridiculous duty? Will the Fat Cat wear the unicorn hat or he will give it to the pocket-sized lion to shred it?
All these questions will be answered in the sequel of the tale of the Lady with the Cat and the Unicorn Hat!
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat