As you already know, once there was a lady, a true animal lover. She had as pets: a unicorn, a lion, a pocket-sized lion, whose name was David Bowie because he had different eyes, one was blue, another was yellow; she had rabbits, monkeys, birds and some other animals that are not easy to identify. But her most beloved creature was a ginger Fat Cat whom she spoiled immensely. Once, when she surfed the Internet, she came across a unicorn hat for cats, and she immediately decided to get it for her beloved ginger tabby! This unicorn hat produced a lot of conflicts in her big animal family, and now it’s a time to resolve them
The pocket-sized lion stole the unicorn hat from the Fat Cat, chewed it till a small size, and was so happy to wear it proudly. The Fat Cat was happy to get rid of the hat. But at this calm and solemn moment, another trouble occurred: the Lady adopted a rescued parrot!
“I just touchy tha birdie!” – exclaimed the Fat Cat
But the Lady explained to him that all animals have their rights and that he should sublimate his predator desires in something creative
So the Fat Cat decided to study opera vocal and to become the better singer that the bird
Not all the animals were impressed by the Fat Cat Singing, but the pocket-sized lion did.
He adored to sit on the organ in his little unicorn hat and dream about lofty matters
Art is like the Olympics, the most important is not to win, but to take part
Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat