03
Mar
Idylle
Serious men know for whom to vote. If you vote for the Kitteh, you will live in Idylle.
Classics
21
Feb
Venus in Furs
In 1651 Diego Velazquez finished his famous “Venus”, everybody knows her delightful back. But does anybody know the original version? Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition at that time, now widely recognized due to Monty Python. Inquisition members policed severely...
02
Feb
Two pusses with two odalisques
We graciousely found a couple of charming ladies in the Palace of Louvre and kindly sitted with them for the great French artists:
10
Jan
Feeding your winged cat
Uccello advises to feed your winged cat with fresh raw meet: A dialogue: – My kitty is so fat, he gained such a weight that he cannot fly any more, poor thing! – Madam, you should feed him with organic food, often but in very small portions!
09
Jan
Russian brazilian haiku composed last November in Paris
Here We, Zarathustra the Cat, present the version of the ukiyo-e, a woodblock print, by famous Japanese cat-lover artist Utagawa Kuniyoshi Somehow it was inspired by the adventures of Our humble assistant in Paris, in the company of her artistic friends from Brazil. The caption...
03
Jan
The secret of Mona Lisa’s smile revealed!
Mona Lisa’s smile is a mystery no more. She smiled because We were there. Let you have on your knees 10 kilos of the immeasurable grandeur and have no smile. Afterward, Leonardo reluctantly painted out Our image. He was afraid of the reaction of the art critics and...
31
Dec
Celebrations and Holidays
Here is the Twelfth Night coming, and the twelfth hour is hurrying up, and then: The party in detail: Humans are blessed to see the Toe Bean King drinking his shrimp’s juice! Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat BUY FAT CAT ART CALENDAR
09
Nov
The Cat returns
After having a lot of outdoor summer adventures we returned to our lares and penates. It was a symbolic meeting: Everything here was native: antic sculptures without pedestals:
29
Mar
The organ of Venus
Here We are, at the exhibition of Prado Museum at the Hermitage, laying back between the organist’s gaze contemplating our right lower nipple and the Cupid’s whisper:
07
Mar
Gracias, Juan Carlos!
On these days We graciously took part in the opening of the Prado Museum exhibition in the Hermitage. Unfortunately not every masterpiece presenting Our image arrived at the snowy St.Petersburg, for example, this one: The story of its creation is very dramatic: Peter Paul adored...
19
Feb
Prado Pride
The Prado Museum visited the Hermitage with the stunning exhibition. To celebrate this event We kindly gave Our back to Philip IV of Spain: From this moment on, no monarch should have opted for horseback – catback is the way to go and rule! Thus speaks Zarathustra the Cat...
19
Feb
About Beauty
The true face of Heleen of Troy is revealed! That is the reason why she won the first-ever beauty contest in the history of mankind: All because We, Zarathustra the Cat, were actually, Helen And here is what the prize looked like: Do you see a shrimpie there? Now you know all the...
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Portrait
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Still Life
Resumes of our postprandial meditations saved for Eternity -
Moderrn
What art is really modern? Is modern art always contemporary? That is the question… -
Meowvies
Famous movies improved by cats. We reenact human film stars and make it better -
Classics
We studied the painting techniques used in these great works. We are so glad to see them again. -
The burning issues of our days
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